Monday, March 2, 2009

To Whom it May Concern

THUGS - Terrorists Holding Unilaterally Gilad Shalit

Raja Chemayel 



Head Quarters-office,

Under the rubbles of Gaza-City,

3rd Street left to the 2nd Avenue,

Behind all the burned school,

Gaza the liberated...



Announcement of Delay


We regret to announce an unforeseen delay in releasing

that mini-War-Criminal-Israeli-soldier

Mr. Gilad Shalit,

in exchange for

hundreds of innocent-Palestinian-hostages.


The circumstances of this delay

are beyond our control

and yet we ask for apologies.


It came to our attention that Mr. Gilad Shalit

has been hit by some Phosphoric bombs

thrown at us by some barbaric-army, lately...


Gilad has been treated now to cure his

constant-and-permanent-burning-wounds

but the delay is actually to be blamed on

the Regime of Mubarak which is not allowing

the medication to enter at the borders,

so we are using the tunnels, which takes longer

and of course, costs us more.


As soon as those medications will reach us

and as soon as Olmert will be ready to talk

to smaller Terrorists, than he actually is,

we shall, naturally and immediately release Gilad Shalit.



Signed :

THUGS


The rightful Terrorists

defending their own country

from the bigger-unrightful-Terrorists

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